ObamaCare explained

Let me get this straight.

...we're going to pass a health care plan written by a committee
with a chairman says he doesn't understand it,

passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves
from it,

to be signed by a president that also hasn't read it and who smokes,
with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his
taxes,

all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese,
and financed by a country that's nearly broke.

What could possibly go wrong?

-- We could not have said it better ourselves